AO: POOLER
QiC: _Not Registered
Date: 02/25/2025
Title: The Charge of the Not-So-Bright Brigade
Number of HIMs: 5
Betty Crocker, Flat Tire, H.A.L., Honker, Spam
Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:
WarmOrama:
Some of us got warmup laps in.
Tha Thang:
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the dark lane of Death
Ran the five old men
"Forward, the Not-So-Bright Brigade!
Charge for cardio!" he said:
Into the dark lane of Death
Ran the five old men
"Forward the Not-So-Bright Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the old men knew
Someone had blunder'd
Theirs not to make reply
Theirs not to reason why
Theirs but to do and whine
Into the dark lane of Death
Ran the five old men
Bleachers to the right of them,
Bleachers to the left of them,
Spam somehow lapping all as they fell
Boldly they ran and well
Into the jaws of cardiorespiratory failure
Into the mouth of Hell
Ran the five old men
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made
All their family wonder'd
Worry about the dumb choices they made
Honor the Not-So-Bright Brigade,
The noble five old men!
COT:
Pledge, Lord Prayer, On our way