AO: POOLER
QiC: Gilligan
Date: 10/11/2022
Title: Get lost, Gilligan!
Number of HIMs: 1
Gilligan
Number of FNGs: 0
Name of FNGs:
WarmOrama:
Gilligan stood around with a dumb look on his face, wondering if NGT was canceled. A quick check on Slack revealed that no, it was not canceled, it turns out everybody else fartsacked.
Tha Thang:
Undaunted about the lack of companionship, Gilligan tore off at a breakneck pace. The first mile was gone in a flash. Following a near-miss with a seemingly blind & hard of hearing armadillo, he circumnavigated the 2 mile traffic circle. This is where the problems began. After a hard right at approximately the 12 o’clock position of the circle, the clear an obvious route of the week previous was overcome in Gilligan’s simple brain by the labyrinth of cookie cutter homes and perfectly quaffed yards that is Pooler suburbia. Where is the Skipper when you need him? Much like his namesake, Gilligan wandered for approximately 3 hours trapped in a quagmire of roads named Carolina Cherry Dr, Carolina Cherry Cr, Carolina Cherry Ct. Finally, after approximately 6 miles of questioning his life choices and cursing under his breath at fellow PAX for stranding him in in the gloom with no DQ or BC to guide him, Gilligan found his way back to port. There was no movie star to great him.
COT:
Lord’s Prayer in a circle of one!